Hey Jim… next time we decide to make a film about kidneys, let’s make sure it’s something we can sell to Lifetime.   Only in Long Island:

Richard Batista can live with his broken heart. He just can’t bear his cheating wife living with his healthy kidney.

The Long Island doctor wants the one-time love of his life to pay $1.5 million for the organ he bestowed on her eight years ago in a gift meant to save her life and their foundering marriage.

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